Don't Disturb Johnnie Fuck

Johnnie Fuck was fucking a turnip and someone came to his door. He answered the door and it was a Jehovah Witness. Johnnie fucked the doorknob and chased the Jehovah Witness and fucked her on the edge of his driveway. He also fucked the pamphlet she dropped on the ground. When he got back to his front door, he fucked the doorbell.